18 de enero de 2009

PLENO EMPLEO

No hay nada mejor para un domingo que atrincar un periódico de provincias y darse a la lectura de entrevistas y artículos, elegidos a discreción. A ver qué dicen.

Ojeo, y hojeo, el Granada Hoy, diario que pertenece al único grupo de comunicación netamente andaluz: Joly. Leo 'El resto del tintero' de Juan M. Marqués Perales dedicado al asunto de los espacios naturales andaluces, que comienza con una frase lapidaria y plena de ironía:

"Hace treinta años en Andalucía había más linces que ecologistas".

El artículo se llena de datos y referencias para criticar ciertas cuestiones en el modo de gestión autonómico. Pero el texto no está disponible en internet, para desgracia de los lectores enlazadores. La cuestión burocrática apabulla:

"La administración [andaluza] cuenta con cerca de 750 tipos de permisos para gestionar los parques [naturales]. Una tortura burocrática".

En un momento me vi haciendo cola en 750 instancias distintas, preguntando mire usté, qué papeles me faltan para completar el expediente. No caigas en la abulia, me digo. Tanta burocracia crea trabajo.

Y sigo (h)ojeando el diario, que no hablaba de tí. Me topo con una entrevista apasionante con el consejero andaluz de empleo, o sea, del paro, don Antonio Fernández.

"No renuncio al objetivo del pleno empleo en 2013".

Toma ya. Cuando habla no se puede uno reír de su acento (jerezano) porque apenas se le entiende. Le digo a mi prima Montse que Magdalena es una salmerona a su lado.

Me pego un rato, qué digo, un ratanco, mirando la web de la consejería y no logro dar con el curriculum vitae del consejero. Quería compararla con algún secretario de Estado de Obama, por comparar un poco y saber que los americanos no saben de lo que hablan

Tampoco veo noticia de los 719.000 parados que hay en la Andalucía de la Tercera Modernización, perdón, de la segunda, que lo de la tercera va por otro asunto. Tú me entiendes. El Instituto Andaluz de Estadística (es un decir) no ofrece los datos actualizados y sólo ofrece los del tercer trimestre de 2008, cuando la tasa de paro era del 18,33 por ciento.

Ahora es mayor, y va subiendo.

Pero como diría el consejero Griñán, tenemos a Obama. Estuvo mi jefe en una conferencia que dio en Molachín. Le preguntaban por el empleo y Griñán habló de Obama. Le preguntaron por las ayudas y Griñán habló de Obama. Le preguntaron por las cargas fiscales y Griñán habló de Obama.

- Ay, Obama de mi arma, que te van a borrar el nombre de tanto mentarte. Tú eres nuestra solución trigueña.

- o -

Coda en el recodo: "Andaluces, levantaos, que son las 12 y 43... no os hagáis los remolones que a las una cierra el INEM".

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